| WRT |
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Jan 18, 10, 10:51AM
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Fracturegang: English does not come fluently from my heart.
Please have a heart and learn the language you insist upon using here (whatever that language may be).
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Jan 18, 10, 11:18AM
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WRT AKA Melissa the Australian.
The fact is, EFL writers have BETTER English than most Americans - and certainly better than you or WB!
Your education system is the worst in the western world and most American GRADUATE are officially illiterate!
Give me an essay written by an educated Pakistani any day! They speak GOOD English, not American trash!
And WRT you Australian Wombat brain - exactly HOW MANY language do you speak again? Errrr...well you try dismally to speak English....can you speak any more, RETARD?
I think I'll take your silence as a no, YOU RACIST BIGOTED PRAT!
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| WRT |
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Jan 18, 10, 11:31AM
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LieBuster: exactly HOW MANY language do you speak again? |
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| WRT |
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Jan 18, 10, 11:36AM
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LieBuster: WRT AKA Melissa the Australian. The fact is, EFL writers have BETTER English than most Americans - and certainly better than you or WB! Your education system is the worst in the western world and most American GRADUATE are officially illiterate!
I'm playing along with your `the world according to Melissa.' At least it has calmed you down to the point where you managed a post without your HAHA HAHA and I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. Progress is being made. The second step is to induce you to eat a single, teeny weeny, green pea. Deal?
The twelfth step (the most drastic of all) is the smashing of your peroxide bottles.
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| pheelyks |
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Jan 18, 10, 12:09PM
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LieBuster: The fact is, EFL writers have BETTER English than most Americans
Where do you get these "facts"? They have to be verified objectively somehow before they actually become "facts;" believing really hard doesn't make things true, Melissa.
LieBuster: most American GRADUATE are officially illiterate!
Funny, Probably a typo, but still pretty funny. Most Melissa pretty dumb, too.
WRT: The twelfth step (the most drastic of all) is the smashing of your peroxide bottles.
We might want to move this up a few steps. Peroxide could be a large part of the impenetrable barrier that seems to exist between Melissa's head and things like reality and logic.
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Jan 18, 10, 12:17PM
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WRT AKA Melissa the Australian. Talking to yourself again there LOONYTOONS!
You only speak these languages: RETARD, MORON, CRETIN, LOONIE AND PSYCHO. No others I'm afraid. P.S. Saying 'spaghetti' does not count as speaking Italian YOU IDIOTS! Nor does saying 'Camembert' count as French, or 'Tortilla' count as making you a fluent Spanish speaker. YOU DELUDED ILLITERATE BIGOT!
The fact is, EFL writers have BETTER English than most Americans - and certainly better than you or WB!
Your education system is the worst in the western world and most American GRADUATES are officially illiterate! (TYPO CORRECTED SO RETARD PAEDOPHILE NIGEL PHLEEKS WON'T CRY TO MUMMY...)
Give me an essay written by an educated Pakistani any day! They speak GOOD English, not American trash! But thanks guys for showing everyone what kind of trash they can expect if they are stupid enough to order from cheapo companies like EssayTown.
And WRT you Australian Wombat brain - YOU RACIST BIGOTED PRAT!
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Edited by: WritersBeware Jan 18, 10, 12:43PM
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rustyironchains: I am as fully against WB's ignorance and prejudice as I am against your prejudice and inappropriately-phrased vulgarity. I suspect that she counts among her personal circle zero Ukrainians
STFU, coward. Why are you such a sniveling, little b*tch? Why don't you just confront me in the thread in which I asked you to prove your accusations instead of engaging in your signature duck-and-move attacks across multiple threads? Piece of garbage . . . .
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| pheelyks |
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Jan 18, 10, 12:45PM
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LieBuster: our education system is the worst in the western world and most American GRADUATES are officially illiterate! (TYPO CORRECTED SO RETARD PAEDOPHILE NIGEL PHLEEKS WON'T CRY TO MUMMY...)
Why didn't you just write something original instead? And I'm not sure how you confused the word "funny" with my crying, Melissa, but most of us laugh when something amuses us. Seek help.
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| WRT |
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Jan 18, 10, 12:52PM
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Would my Comp Lit MA dissertation (written entirely in French) count as something more than `Camembert'? My French is flawlessly fluent and my Italian only slightly less so. I am open to your testing and challenging me on these two claims, Melissa.
Now, lassie, don't get your panties in a twist over this. You are still in therapy and we neither need nor want any setbacks. Thus far, we have managed two posts without any HAHA HAHA'S, I WIN, YOU LOSE and `=.' This is a very positive development. The next step is to try and get a single green pea down your throat and into your stomach. Would you prefer a cockroach sandwich? You can have one, if you must, but eating your relatives is not very nice, you know. We went over this during your last session.
Th third step would be a post without any all-caps words.
If you maintain your current progress rate, you may reach semi-normalcy levels within five decades or so.
Even though you are a lying donkey, you must not give up on yourself.
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| WRT |
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Jan 18, 10, 12:57PM
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pheelyks: We might want to move this up a few steps. Peroxide could be a large part of the impenetrable barrier that seems to exist between Melissa's head and things like reality and logic.
I see your point. Yes, we need to rework her treatment plan. Would electroshock therapy work with her? Might render her speechless, which would be good.
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| pheelyks |
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Edited by: pheelyks Jan 18, 10, 01:00PM
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I really think a simple yet hearty sandwich is a good place to start. We'd be amazed by the difference, I'm sure.
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