I don't want to hurt your feelings
Don't worry. I'm a big boy. I've been insulted on this forum by people who are much better at it than you and haven't had my feelings hurt yet.
I don't answer off-topic questions
I didn't ask any questions. If what you meant was, "I don't respond to off-topic statements," my reply would be, "You've been responding to me in this thread so far." Either way you look at it, you're pretty much a moron.
I just wanted to know the number of essay sites.
Right. As if someone has actually counted them all, and makes sure that their count is accurate by checking up on these sites on a daily basis (they come and go with great regularity). I'm not sure what your angle is, but the retard bus is leaving...better get on board.