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I have had a tight schedule and was referred by a friend to try perfectessays.net. Can anyone give a honest opinion?Please keep to yourself if you have never used this sight.

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pheelyks:

Not as bad as a lot of ESL sites,

What makes you feel that just because you are a US "born" writer you qualify to be the industry cabinet secretary?

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pheelyks:

I'm not sure what the "cabinet secretary" means,

Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine. It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers. I hate to say it, but many "native" English writers cannot survive the test of time if ESL writers were to change terms overnight. We literally cushion your Yankee coffers!

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essayhood2030:

Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine.

Yes. The last time my maniac innocently guided me to the guillotine, it was quite painful indeed.....

essayhood2030:

It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers

I think what you're suggesting here is that I have to hire people like you to do the work that people hire me to do. I have a feeling my customers would instantly recognize the difference in our writing, and I'd be facing a lot of refund demands/chargebacks for defrauding them. So I don't do that.

essayhood2030:

We literally cushion your Yankee coffers!

First, you used "literally" to mean "figuratively," which is just f*cking dumb. Irritatingly common, but dumb nonetheless. Second, though many things we take for granted in the developed world are produced in the developing world, essays aren't one of them. Sorry.

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essayhood2030:

There is tangible proof to this assertion!

What tangible proof? And of what, exactly? You make even less sense then most of the arrogant Kenyan "writers" that come and go.

essayhood2030:

You are lucky because I subscribe to industry ethics!

Yes, I'm very lucky. If you weren't oh-so-ethical I'm sure there's a great deal of harm you could do to me from the other side of the globe.

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pheelyks:

arrogant Kenyan "writers" that come and go.

I am a cool guy, I play a fair game but sometimes it feels bad when you behave as if you were the pioneer in the industry. I dare you to quit writing and concentrate on providing "advisory" services to the so called ESL writers!

pheelyks:

Amazingly, I did understand the sentence. Unless you are physically lying down in a coffer somewhere to provide cushioning, then you are not "literally" cushioning our coffers. I know this is going completely over your head, but you really need to look up "literally."

Amazing indeed!

pheelyks:

Yes, I'm very lucky. If you weren't oh-so-ethical I'm sure there's a great deal of harm you could do to me from the other side of the globe.

lol!

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Perfectessays.net it is!!! Forget about these guys in here who talk all crap and offer nothing. I have just received my paper and its great...just like I wanted it done.

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munywab:

Where is the proof.

Are you telling me to paste my work here? Let me present it to the professor on Monday and you will have it.

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pheelyks:

I'm comptent and you're not, it's true, but that has nothing to do with "pioneering."

Does slandering ESL writers qualify you as a better writer?

pheelyks:

I prefer making a living (and it takes more than $5/day to pay bills in this country).

So true. Earn a decent living then!

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essayhood2030:

Does slandering ESL writers qualify you as a better writer?

Slander is oral (not written) and false. Nothing anyone writes on a forum is slander, and if a statement is true then it isn't defamation. You are incompetent when it comes to writing in proper academic English, so what I said isn't defamatory.

essayhood2030:

Earn a decent living then!

I do, thanks.

becky2011:

It's a fake site.

I have no idea what you mean by "fake" (the website most certainly exists), but if you're suggesting it's a scam then not really. It's a site run by Indians, staffed by Indians, and based in India--they openly acknowledge this. Any company that operates honestly, even if they deliver sh*t product, isn't a scam.

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essayhood2030:

I mean, it is not for Native English speakers to earn a decent living alone.

Of course not. I don't offer to write essays in Swahili, though, and you shouldn't be offering to write them in English (except to people that want ESL-sounding essays).

essayhood2030:

We (read ESL) are equally qualified in these matters.

No, you're not.

essayhood2030:

It is true that a good number of the leading authors in most peer-reviewed journals have ESL roots.

It is also true that most scientific/medical research articles are written by professional ghostwriters, most of whom (when writing for Englihsh-language journals) ARE native English speakers.

essayhood2030:

I mean, there are good colleges on this side of the Atlantic as there are out there in the land of the "big brother"!

Yes, there are good colleges on the other side of the Atlantic. The land of "Big Brother" is the UK, though, and that's on your side of the world.

essayhood2030:

Competent, from a "big brother" dictionary!

Sorry, I assumed "competent" meant the same thing in Kenya as it does in the US. If the Kenyan definition of "competent" means "barely understandable," then yes, you are very competent.

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essayhood2030:

We seem to belong to the same feather man

You've got that wrong on several levels.

essayhood2030:

After all, we (read me and you) play in the same league

No, we don't.

essayhood2030:

everyone would love to win all the titles out for offer.

I seriously have no idea what you're trying to say here.

essayhood2030:

I mean, you are a competent writer in you own right. I am too.

You are very competent for an ESL writer. No one that wants a paper written in truly fluent English should hire you, though, and you shouldn't tell people that you can deliver fluent products.

essayhood2030:

I would love to read a short poem written by you describing Kenyan writers.

Arrogant assholes
convinced of their own genius
Customers, beware

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essayhood2030:

I meant each of us.

Each of us what?

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.....please don't.

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WritersBeware:

aren't you aware that no white people speak ESL?

Anyone would find it hard to believe that all whites speak native egnlish (I am sure you know this too). I have personally taught English language to many WHITES to HELP them communicate well during their charity work in Kenya.

Again, being from an English speaking country does not qualify one to be a native English speaker. One could be born, brought up, or even taught by a second, third, or fourth generation British community (parents, teachers, friends, etc) who in this case may not have a proper mastery of the "big brother" language!

There are many Kenyans here who were born by British parents but given out for adoption at a tender age because their parents were in college or internship and therefore risked the wrath of their families! These Kenyans cannot call themselves native English speakers. They are ESL!

A native English speaker is anyone who has been speaking good English (not slang) since the day they were born, anyone who comes from a race which originally speaks perfect native English, anyone who made efforts to PERFECTLY learn native English language from his PERFECTLY native members of community!

The catch here is perfection! I for example, cannot fluently speak or write my mother-tongue simply because I never made any efforts to perfect it!

WritersBeware:

hereby declare you Grand Dragon of the EssayScam KKK.

I will not mind even if he was the Grand Wizard of the EssayScam KKK. After all, we (read ESL writers) fit so well in the industry. So I guess he is a Klansman without a territory. He bites too soft!

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pewah	Student	Edited by: pewah Oct 28, 11, 06:17AM \| #1
Joined: Oct 28, 11 Threads: 1 Posts: 4	I have had a tight schedule and was referred by a friend to try perfectessays.net. Can anyone give a honest opinion?Please keep to yourself if you have never used this sight.

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 09:44AM \| #2
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	From the homepage: "When you buy essay at perfectessays.net you can be sure to get original, unique, fully researched product and it will always be delivered on time." Not as bad as a lot of ESL sites, but the translation is still "run away."

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 03:42PM \| #3
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: Not as bad as a lot of ESL sites, What makes you feel that just because you are a US "born" writer you qualify to be the industry cabinet secretary?

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 04:33PM \| #4
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: What makes you feel that just because you are a US "born" writer you qualify to be the industry cabinet secretary? I'm not sure what the "cabinet secretary" means, but the only thing I think it "means" is that I'm a native speaker in English. You, quite clearly, are not. if this wasn't so obvious, it wouldn't be a big deal, but the fact that you can't write a simple sentence without revealing your ESL status means that your customers aren't getting what they paid for (unless you told them you write ESL papers).

essayhood2030	Writer	Edited by: essayhood2030 Oct 28, 11, 05:49PM \| #5
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: I'm not sure what the "cabinet secretary" means, Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine. It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers. I hate to say it, but many "native" English writers cannot survive the test of time if ESL writers were to change terms overnight. We literally cushion your Yankee coffers!

WritersBeware		Edited by: WritersBeware Oct 28, 11, 06:43PM \| #6
Joined: Apr 19, 07 Threads: 152 Posts: 8,679	essayhood2030: Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine. It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers. I hate to say it, but many "native" English writers cannot survive the test of time if ESL writers were to change terms overnight. We literally cushion your Yankee coffers! Kenya's finest Swahili-English . . . .

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 08:20PM \| #7
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine. Yes. The last time my maniac innocently guided me to the guillotine, it was quite painful indeed..... essayhood2030: It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers I think what you're suggesting here is that I have to hire people like you to do the work that people hire me to do. I have a feeling my customers would instantly recognize the difference in our writing, and I'd be facing a lot of refund demands/chargebacks for defrauding them. So I don't do that. essayhood2030: We literally cushion your Yankee coffers! First, you used "literally" to mean "figuratively," which is just f*cking dumb. Irritatingly common, but dumb nonetheless. Second, though many things we take for granted in the developed world are produced in the developing world, essays aren't one of them. Sorry.

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 08:49PM \| #8
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	WritersBeware: Kenya's finest Swahili-English . . . . My membership here is strictly restricted to constructive discussions, I will not get myself into petty arguments! Thanks for your "genuine" remark! pheelyks: Yes. The last time my maniac innocently guided me to the guillotine, it was quite painful indeed..... So true! pheelyks: I think what you're suggesting here is that I have to hire people like you to do the work that people hire me to do. I have a feeling my customers would instantly recognize the difference in our writing, and I'd be facing a lot of refund demands/chargebacks for defrauding them. So I don't do that. There is tangible proof to this assertion! You are lucky because I subscribe to industry ethics! pheelyks: First, you used "literally" to mean "figuratively," which is just f*cking dumb. Irritatingly common, but dumb nonetheless. Second, though many things we take for granted in the developed world are produced in the developing world, essays aren't one of them. Sorry. Thanks for the correction, but am afraid it was not deserved since it is apparent you did not understand the sentence. Blame your "know-it-all" attitude!

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 09:10PM \| #9
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: There is tangible proof to this assertion! What tangible proof? And of what, exactly? You make even less sense then most of the arrogant Kenyan "writers" that come and go. essayhood2030: You are lucky because I subscribe to industry ethics! Yes, I'm very lucky. If you weren't oh-so-ethical I'm sure there's a great deal of harm you could do to me from the other side of the globe.

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 09:12PM \| #10
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: Thanks for the correction, but am afraid it was not deserved since it is apparent you did not understand the sentence. Amazingly, I did understand the sentence. Unless you are physically lying down in a coffer somewhere to provide cushioning, then you are not "literally" cushioning our coffers. I know this is going completely over your head, but you really need to look up "literally."

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 10:57PM \| #11
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: arrogant Kenyan "writers" that come and go. I am a cool guy, I play a fair game but sometimes it feels bad when you behave as if you were the pioneer in the industry. I dare you to quit writing and concentrate on providing "advisory" services to the so called ESL writers! pheelyks: Amazingly, I did understand the sentence. Unless you are physically lying down in a coffer somewhere to provide cushioning, then you are not "literally" cushioning our coffers. I know this is going completely over your head, but you really need to look up "literally." Amazing indeed! pheelyks: Yes, I'm very lucky. If you weren't oh-so-ethical I'm sure there's a great deal of harm you could do to me from the other side of the globe. lol!

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 28, 11, 11:45PM \| #12
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: you behave as if you were the pioneer in the industry. I'm comptent and you're not, it's true, but that has nothing to do with "pioneering." essayhood2030: I dare you to quit writing and concentrate on providing "advisory" services to the so called ESL writers! I prefer making a living (and it takes more than $5/day to pay bills in this country).

pewah	Student	Oct 29, 11, 05:40AM \| #13
Joined: Oct 28, 11 Threads: 1 Posts: 4	Perfectessays.net it is!!! Forget about these guys in here who talk all crap and offer nothing. I have just received my paper and its great...just like I wanted it done.

munywab	Company Representative	Oct 29, 11, 06:42AM \| #14
Joined: May 21, 11 Threads: 9 Posts: 115	pewah: Perfectessays.net it is Where is the proof. Paste the text here to make us believe. Otherwise you will be an advertiser in this forum.

pewah	Student	Oct 29, 11, 07:09AM \| #15
Joined: Oct 28, 11 Threads: 1 Posts: 4	munywab: Where is the proof. Are you telling me to paste my work here? Let me present it to the professor on Monday and you will have it.

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 29, 11, 10:40AM \| #16
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	This site might actually work for someone like pewah, for whom English is clearly a second language (whoever wrote the webcopy for perfectessays obviously isn't fluent). For customers that actually want well-written essays, of course, this site won't do them any good.

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 29, 11, 07:16PM \| #17
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: I'm comptent and you're not, it's true, but that has nothing to do with "pioneering." Does slandering ESL writers qualify you as a better writer? pheelyks: I prefer making a living (and it takes more than $5/day to pay bills in this country). So true. Earn a decent living then!

becky2011		Oct 29, 11, 08:01PM \| #18
Joined: Oct 27, 11 Posts: 8	It's a fake site. Read it thoroughly and it will become obvious

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 29, 11, 09:06PM \| #19
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: Does slandering ESL writers qualify you as a better writer? Slander is oral (not written) and false. Nothing anyone writes on a forum is slander, and if a statement is true then it isn't defamation. You are incompetent when it comes to writing in proper academic English, so what I said isn't defamatory. essayhood2030: Earn a decent living then! I do, thanks. becky2011: It's a fake site. I have no idea what you mean by "fake" (the website most certainly exists), but if you're suggesting it's a scam then not really. It's a site run by Indians, staffed by Indians, and based in India--they openly acknowledge this. Any company that operates honestly, even if they deliver sh*t product, isn't a scam.

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 29, 11, 10:28PM \| #20
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: I do, thanks. I sincerely love this man. But would you be kind as to learn that there is a life to live on this side of the Atlantic too? I mean, it is not for Native English speakers to earn a decent living alone. We (read ESL) are equally qualified in these matters. It is true that a good number of the leading authors in most peer-reviewed journals have ESL roots. Most of them never attended the so called ivy colleges, they are products of local institutions. I mean, there are good colleges on this side of the Atlantic as there are out there in the land of the "big brother"! Please be kind and accept (learn) this fact! pheelyks: I have no idea what you mean by "fake" (the website most certainly exists), but if you're suggesting it's a scam then not really. It's a site run by Indians, staffed by Indians, and based in India--they openly acknowledge this. Any company that operates honestly, even if they deliver sh*t product, isn't a scam. I concur with you! pheelyks: You are incompetent when it comes to writing in proper academic English, so what I said isn't defamatory. Competent, from a "big brother" dictionary!

pheelyks	Writer	Edited by: pheelyks Oct 29, 11, 11:24PM \| #21
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: I mean, it is not for Native English speakers to earn a decent living alone. Of course not. I don't offer to write essays in Swahili, though, and you shouldn't be offering to write them in English (except to people that want ESL-sounding essays). essayhood2030: We (read ESL) are equally qualified in these matters. No, you're not. essayhood2030: It is true that a good number of the leading authors in most peer-reviewed journals have ESL roots. It is also true that most scientific/medical research articles are written by professional ghostwriters, most of whom (when writing for Englihsh-language journals) ARE native English speakers. essayhood2030: I mean, there are good colleges on this side of the Atlantic as there are out there in the land of the "big brother"! Yes, there are good colleges on the other side of the Atlantic. The land of "Big Brother" is the UK, though, and that's on your side of the world. essayhood2030: Competent, from a "big brother" dictionary! Sorry, I assumed "competent" meant the same thing in Kenya as it does in the US. If the Kenyan definition of "competent" means "barely understandable," then yes, you are very competent.

essayhood2030	Writer	Edited by: essayhood2030 Oct 29, 11, 11:43PM \| #22
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: essayhood2030: I mean, it is not for Native English speakers to earn a decent living alone. Of course not. I don't offer to write essays in Swahili, though, and you shouldn't be offering to write them in English (except to people that want ESL-sounding essays). essayhood2030: We (read ESL) are equally qualified in these matters. No, you're not. essayhood2030: It is true that a good number of the leading authors in most peer-reviewed journals have ESL roots. It is also true that most scientific/medical research articles are written by professional ghostwriters, most of whom (when writing for Englihsh-language journals) ARE native English speakers. essayhood2030: I mean, there are good colleges on this side of the Atlantic as there are out there in the land of the "big brother"! Yes, there are good colleges on the other side of the Atlantic. The land of "Big Brother" is the UK, though, and that's on your side of the world. essayhood2030: Competent, from a "big brother" dictionary! Sorry, I assumed "competent" meant the same thing in Kenya as it does in the US. If the Kenyan definition of "competent" means "barely understandable," then yes, you are very competent. We seem to belong to the same feather man. After all, we (read me and you) play in the same league and everyone would love to win all the titles out for offer. We can go on and on ranting and forget to honor our deadlines (lol). I mean, you are a competent writer in you own right. I am too. Ease up man, the market is still green! I will be back after a short while. In the meantime, let me analyze some stuff here for a lucrative odd-hour paper. Good night man! Btw, I would love to read a short poem written by you describing Kenyan writers.

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 30, 11, 12:00AM \| #23
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: We seem to belong to the same feather man You've got that wrong on several levels. essayhood2030: After all, we (read me and you) play in the same league No, we don't. essayhood2030: everyone would love to win all the titles out for offer. I seriously have no idea what you're trying to say here. essayhood2030: I mean, you are a competent writer in you own right. I am too. You are very competent for an ESL writer. No one that wants a paper written in truly fluent English should hire you, though, and you shouldn't tell people that you can deliver fluent products. essayhood2030: I would love to read a short poem written by you describing Kenyan writers. Arrogant assholes convinced of their own genius Customers, beware

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 30, 11, 12:31AM \| #24
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	pheelyks: I seriously have no idea what you're trying to say here. I meant each of us. Sorry for the mistake. pheelyks: Arrogant assholes convinced of their own genius Customers, beware he he he, I didn't know you double as an activist too, besides being a white supremacist. Anyway, sleep early for a fresh day ahead. I am sure you are working on some lucrative weekend order.

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 30, 11, 01:35AM \| #25
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	essayhood2030: I meant each of us. Each of us what?

WritersBeware		Oct 30, 11, 02:05AM \| #26
Joined: Apr 19, 07 Threads: 152 Posts: 8,679	essayhood2030: besides being a white supremacist. Pheelyks, aren't you aware that no white people speak ESL? I hereby declare you Grand Dragon of the EssayScam KKK.

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 30, 11, 02:10AM \| #27
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	.....please don't.

Heremeout	Writer	Edited by: Heremeout Oct 30, 11, 03:55AM \| #28
Joined: Sep 29, 11 Threads: 10 Posts: 249	essayhood2030: just because you are a US "born" writer If you didn't know, this crook is not a US born writer! Just some low leveled ESL writer whose dream is to become a better writer.

essayhood2030	Writer	Oct 30, 11, 04:47AM \| #29
Joined: Sep 28, 11 Posts: 36	WritersBeware: aren't you aware that no white people speak ESL? Anyone would find it hard to believe that all whites speak native egnlish (I am sure you know this too). I have personally taught English language to many WHITES to HELP them communicate well during their charity work in Kenya. Again, being from an English speaking country does not qualify one to be a native English speaker. One could be born, brought up, or even taught by a second, third, or fourth generation British community (parents, teachers, friends, etc) who in this case may not have a proper mastery of the "big brother" language! There are many Kenyans here who were born by British parents but given out for adoption at a tender age because their parents were in college or internship and therefore risked the wrath of their families! These Kenyans cannot call themselves native English speakers. They are ESL! A native English speaker is anyone who has been speaking good English (not slang) since the day they were born, anyone who comes from a race which originally speaks perfect native English, anyone who made efforts to PERFECTLY learn native English language from his PERFECTLY native members of community! The catch here is perfection! I for example, cannot fluently speak or write my mother-tongue simply because I never made any efforts to perfect it! WritersBeware: hereby declare you Grand Dragon of the EssayScam KKK. I will not mind even if he was the Grand Wizard of the EssayScam KKK. After all, we (read ESL writers) fit so well in the industry. So I guess he is a Klansman without a territory. He bites too soft!

pheelyks	Writer	Oct 30, 11, 12:43PM \| #30
Joined: Jan 20, 09 Threads: 8 Posts: 3,837	Heremeout: If you didn't know, this crook is not a US born writer! Just some low leveled ESL writer whose dream is to become a better writer. You're both from Kenya. We know. essayhood2030: I for example, cannot fluently speak or write my mother-tongue You can't fluently speak or write in English, either. That's the whole point.