The loon read this:
Behaviour is a negative reflection upon reed. They need to be alerted and the evidence supporting ID, presented. Telemarketing is boring ... dismissal won't be so bad :)
and processed it as follows:
Me speaky In-gwish with low level of reed negative refrect alert evidence boring ;)...
Why did you assume that I was talking to you? Why should Reed mean anything to you? I thought you weren't She, who shall not be named.
The certified is in the classified.