| Heremeout |
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Kenyan writers are no nonsense species of writers.
They always follow instructions,write in good English,write 100% original papers, and beat deadlines,no matter how tight.The bottom line is that they write very high quality papers and provide very high quality services. However,they are very costly in terms of contractor remunerations.
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 4, 11, 01:17AM
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Apparently they don't know how to use commas, though. Other than that and the fact that everything you said was a complete lie, that's some decent advice.
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| Heremeout |
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Edited by: Heremeout Oct 4, 11, 03:04AM
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Only if I could reach for your "bushy ass", I would have shaved it clean.
Well,I do apologize for any insult in my remarks, just remember to stop lecturing me.I have not enough capital to compensate for your unsolicited tutoring services.
Good day!
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Edited by: itsme Oct 4, 11, 04:14AM
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Heremeout: How do you expect to get better at writing in English if you won't accept any criticism? Surely if one of your customers sent a complaint regarding the wording you used in your essay (and how their paper received a mark of 18%) you would know better than to revert to personal insults if you seriously expected to earn anything in the industry. Moreover, why Kenyan writers as a general rule? Are they like some kind of "apex predator" super hero level in your version of the writing industry? Well, alright, I conceed; a chacma baboon is an apex predator in its own right as well, but I think most would still opt for the services of a human writer. :P
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| munywab |
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Oct 4, 11, 04:31AM
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itsme: a chacma baboon is an apex predator in its own right as well, but I think most would still opt for the services of a human writer. :P
lol
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Oct 4, 11, 05:28AM
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Aw, and after all that I misspelled concede :P Well, I shall take my own advice and aim to do better with the spelling next time; Heremeout, it would be much appreciated on the forum if you would do the same with your grammatical ability, insults, capacity to accept criticism in any form ...and your whole basic writing style.
Have a nice day ^_^
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 5, 11, 12:20AM
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It`s now clear to me that people like Pheelykes are not scarce around!
Now listen "Itsme"! If Pheelykes sent you here to defend him,he sent a very incompetent fool. A boring sucker!
To be honest,your English proficiency is still very poor! I would rather cope with Pheelyke`s substandard writing skills.
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Oct 5, 11, 05:10AM
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Heremeout: It`s now clear to me that people like Pheelykes are not scarce around!
@^ Implying that I'm like pheelyks ...lol.
Heremeout: Now listen "Itsme"!
How can I listen to your text? LOL.
Heremeout: If Pheelykes sent you here
Who is Pheelykes? Also no.
Heremeout: If Pheelykes sent you here to defend him,he sent a very incompetent fool.
I'm sure he doesn't need my help against you, but you are pretty funny. ^_^ And it's a good thing he didn't send me then, because the way your crappy sentence is structured leaves your insult dependent on this to work. :P
Heremeout: A boring sucker!
^__^ If you're sooo bored by me why don'tcha just take a hike? Oh that's right, because I think the sucker in this exchange is you ...You amuse me, and this is exactly why ...
I think we might as well quit right here. :P
Heremeout: honest,your English proficiency is still very poor!
You should put a space after the comma. You do this all the time. You sure are doing a good job at losing customers if you actually write essays ^_^ that's almost cringeworthy ...
Heremeout: I would rather cope with Pheelyke`s substandard writing skills.
LOL! Riiiiight ...:P I don't think you honestly are coping with this whole writing thing ...you wanna lie down and call it a day? ^_^
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 5, 11, 10:47AM
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Heremeout: It`s now clear to me that people like Pheelykes are not scarce around!
That makes less sense than you think it does.
Heremeout: I would rather cope with Pheelyke`s substandard writing skills.
Would you care to cite an example of my substandard writing skills? From here on out, heremeout, I'll point out as many of your errors as I have time for. I know how much the typical Kenyan loves to be corrected.
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| Heremeout |
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Edited by: Heremeout Oct 5, 11, 11:51PM
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itsme: "You sure are doing" a good job at losing customers if you actually write essays
Imagine you, of all the ESL writers, making such silly mistakes in your written grammar! I suspect your spoken English is pathetic!
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 5, 11, 11:56PM
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itsme: you would know better than to revert to personal insults if you seriously expected "to earn anything in the industry"
This excerpt is one of your often poorly structured sentences.You will agree with me that you truly need help in polishing your English language!
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| Heremeout |
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Edited by: Heremeout Oct 6, 11, 12:01AM
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pheelyks: Would you care to cite an example of my substandard writing skills?
I do not have time for gathering them.But one thing is for sure, if I were to compile them, I will come up with at least two volumes of books each titled "Pheelyks`Terrible Writing Skills Questioned!"
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 12:44AM
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Heremeout: I do not have time for gathering them
How about just one, then?
You forgot a space.
That comma should be a colon.
Heremeout: if I were to compile them, I will
"will" should be "would"
unnecessary word
Heremeout: "Pheelyks`Terrible
forgot a space
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| Heremeout |
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Edited by: Heremeout Oct 6, 11, 01:28AM
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Pheelyks; Why are you craving for my downfall !? You really want to see me go down, don't you?
The errors you often point out from my statements are rather very insignificant. Unlike in your case. Okay, let`s see where this battle for superiority leads us.
Henceforth, be very careful when posting on this site. I will be checking your grammar usage. An in-depth scrutiny to every English word you attempt to use will be necessary.
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 01:56AM
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Heremeout: Why are you craving for my downfal
The "for" shouldn't be there.
Heremeout: point out from my statements
"from" should be "in"
redundant
On their own, perhaps, but they're constant.
Heremeout: Unlike in your case
Sentence fragment. You have yet to point out any of the "significant errors" you seem to think I make, either.
Heremeout: Okay, let`s see where this battle for superiority leads us.
You've already lost, and you're the only one that doesn't know it.
Heremeout: An in-depth scrutiny to
"The in-depth scrutiny of," perhaps, but the whole sentence needs work.Heremeout: word you attempt to use
If the word appears here, I've used it. "Attempt" is logically inappropriate.
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 02:12AM
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pheelyks: You "have" yet to point out any of the "significant errors"
Read for yourself, and please, write in English.
If you have to correct me, begin by correcting yourself. Moreover, I find it very intolerable dealing with an imbecile like you.
You are so thick in the head, to the extent that you do not realize the language you continue using is no-longer English.
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 02:19AM
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Heremeout: pheelyks: You "have" yet to point out any of the "significant errors"
Why did you add quote marks around "have"?
Heremeout: begin by correcting yourself.
Again, you have yet to point out a single error.
Heremeout: to the extent that you do not realize the language you continue using is no-longer English.
It never fails. Correct an arrogant Kenyan "writer" long enough and they become truly unintelligible.
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 02:36AM
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pheelyks: It never fails. Correct an arrogant Kenyan "writer" long enough and they become truly unintelligible.
Firstly, I must point out that most of your statements make no sense. Consider rewriting the above statement, for clarity please.
Secondly, remember to write in English. The language you have resorted to using is not English anymore. Kindly adjust, or forever quite your attempts to write in English.
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 03:05AM
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"First," not "firstly."
Heremeout: I must point out that most of your statements make no sense.
How so?
Heremeout: Consider rewriting the above statement, for clarity please
Here: "You're an idiot, and you're too full of yourself to see it."
quit
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| munywab |
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Oct 6, 11, 03:32AM
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pheelyks: remember to write in English
Phyleeks, add this to your list. This boy should stop posting or commenting in a foreign language.
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| Heremeout |
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Edited by: Heremeout Oct 6, 11, 03:34AM
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pheelyks: "First," not "firstly."
Explain, in perfect grammar, what is wrong if choose to use "Firstly" instead of "First". You must explain this instance.
I feel like throwing up!
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 03:36AM
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pheelyks: "First," not "firstly."
You must be an ESL writer for real. No wonder you continue to make serious grammatical errors.
The problem with you is that you are unable to identify your weakness in grammar.This has made it so difficult for me to help.
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| MeoKhan |
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Oct 6, 11, 06:54AM
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Heremeout: This has made it so difficult for me to help
You need serious psychiatric help as you're a victim of superiority complex.
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Edited by: itsme Oct 6, 11, 07:13AM
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LOL! Are you still around? ^_^ What a big joke!
You are actually too dumb to realise that the sentences you pointed out as some kind of testament to our awful ESL writing really only depict you as a crappy ESL writer with little understanding of commonly used English phrases (eg. 'You sure are ...'). Google them: people use them all the time. The words you picked out from both of our sentences are completely random and you give absolutely no explanation for this, but feel free to keep embarrassing yourself. Don't let me spoil your fun; it amuses me greatly. The reason it sucks to be you here is that the EFL forum users who check this thread (your prospective customers, not mine) are going to see what you clearly cannot.
There is a difference between an idiom and an idiot. ^_^
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 12:32PM
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Total garbage!!
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 12:36PM
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MeoKhan
The person in need of a psychiatrist`s help is you. Watch your ass you moron, because if you don't, I will mess it up!
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| Heremeout |
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Edited by: Heremeout Oct 6, 11, 12:44PM
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itsme: You are actually too dumb to realise that the sentences you pointed out as some kind of testament to our awful ESL writing really only depict you as a crappy ESL writer with little understanding of commonly used English phrases
Your statement is too wordy. There are also no pauses. Please make use of punctuation marks to make your sentences easy to read.
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 12:58PM
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Forgot "I".
Heremeout: "Firstly" instead of "First"
They mean the exact same thing in this context, so using the longer form is unnecessarily complex.
Heremeout: I feel like throwing up!
Put something in front of the mirror.
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 01:02PM
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Good night friend! Right now I just want to sleep.We will discuss your poor grammar someday.
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 01:07PM
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Missed a space.
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Edited by: itsme Oct 6, 11, 01:25PM
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I'm sorry, but maybe you oughta just speed up a little. :)
I agree that a bit of punctuation would have helped that sentence along, especially when you omit all the intonation I used in the first place. At the same time, though, it looks to me like you can't even hope to take in that many English words in one sitting, let alone attempt to put them together. So, so-rry if my 'long' sentence was a little too complex for you. ^__^
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Oct 6, 11, 02:11PM
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Heremeout: Total garbage!!
Shameless self-advertisement is against forum policy.
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 02:53PM
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itsme: especially when you omit all the intonation I used in the first place.
I have noticed you are not only poor in constructing sentences in English, but also very fond of breaking the rules of grammar. You do not seem to see them, so I have decided to identify for you a few of them from the above excerpt.The following statements should be checked for grammar:
'omit' should be 'omitted'
intonation should be 'intonations'
Begin by correcting these silly mistakes!
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| Heremeout |
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Oct 6, 11, 03:01PM
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itsme: it looks to me like you can't even hope to take in that many English words in one sitting,
This is horrible. Your grammar is pathetic and you have to accept this fact. I suggest you refrain from posting on this site to avoid unnecessary wastage of space.
Your entire conversation is vapid and rubbish!
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| pheelyks |
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Oct 6, 11, 03:14PM
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Heremeout: I have noticed you are not only poor in constructing sentences in English
Ahh, the irony.
Missed a space.
Heremeout: 'omit' should be 'omitted' intonation should be 'intonations'
This would place itsme's sentence in a different tense/case, subtly changing the meaning. Both ways are correct. You really ought to work on your own skills before trying to hand out advice to others.
Heremeout: Your grammar is pathetic and you have to accept this fact.
As far as I can tell, itsme has never claimed to be a fantastic writer. English is clearly not his native language, just like it isn't yours, but only one of you has lied about this and has an inflated opinion of his skills.
Heremeout: conversation is vapid and rubbish!
The "and" is completely unnecessary.
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Edited by: itsme Oct 6, 11, 04:56PM
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LOL. You're a little bit off the mark there, but I realise this is more than likely my own fault in this case, so, sorry pheelyks. :P
For clarity's sake, though I'd love to keep up the facade, English is my native language. :P I am aware I've made a ton of grammatical mistakes in the last few threads. To be honest, I was hoping (in vain) that our good friend Heremeout would rise to the bait and call me out on some of the more obvious ones, but, alas, he seems to be incapable of picking out anything except typos. If the more recent posts are anything to go by he's also apparently been reduced, in his desperation, to adopting a pseudo-condescending tone that makes him look all the more like a total dumbass. :,(
Let's not deny me my enjoyment, though. :P There are a few perfectly good reasons for baiting the moron:
For starters, (ah, sweet informality!) there's the fact that I'm writing on a public forum and don't really care. I'm not searching for clients. In fact, I advise all students to stay away from me if they're looking for essays. I will not help random people with their homework, and I don't want any written for me, either.
There's also the fact that a buffoon like Heremeout probably wouldn't find himself capable of understanding the basic point of a sentence, regardless of how well-constructed it may be, as he's proved time and time again that he's more interested in nitpicking spelling mistakes in a vain effort to make himself appear respectable to other forum users (see the 'company named after you' scenario).
Finally, let us not forget the fact that the whole 'bad writing' gimmick undoubtedly annoys hypocritical, self-righteous grammar Nazis (like him) to no end, resulting in delightful chaos complete with ill-conceived, unsolicited advice that makes the stuck up old nitwits look even more ridiculous. That makes me smile, and for that I will endure the inevitable onslaught of the self-appointed grammar police. Just felt I needed to clear that up though. ^_^
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| MeoKhan |
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Oct 6, 11, 05:30PM
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itsme: LOL! Are you still around? ^_^ What a big joke!
And who are you? The most senior member to this forum?
We're here to unmask the scam. If you think you're going to impress me with your nonsense. You're wrong.
I am not on this forum for guys like you who waste everyone's time. I most of my posts I have tried to help people rather than write crap (like you and your chump.)
itsme: the sentences you pointed out as some kind of testament to our awful ESL writing
You have serious reading disability. I NEVER did this. Lolz! So you reply to posts without reading them? (Another Time Burger.)
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| MeoKhan |
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Oct 6, 11, 05:34PM
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Heremeout: I will mess it up!
Lolz! Your indecency reminds me of a child in my neighborhood who always shouted at older guys and had to run away leaving his thing behind.
I would again cordially request you to find a good psychiatrist. Don't hesitate to find medical care as your case is of high priority. Pheelyks has already shown it to the world. Lolz!
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| MeoKhan |
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Oct 6, 11, 05:36PM
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itsme: my own fault in this case
You cannot get away. Your English is horrible. You should be ashamed of the fact that with the poor language skills you're shamelessly victimizing others. Your response to P's post above clearly shows you're embarrassed; however, you're at a point where you have NO WAY TO GO. Poor you!
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Edited by: itsme Oct 6, 11, 06:04PM
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MeoKhan: You should be ashamed of the fact that with the poor language skills you're shamelessly victimizing others.
LOL. Riiiight, because Heremeout is just a poor unfortunate victim in all this ...:P I am (understandably) embarrassed to be lumped together with him, in any case.
MeoKhan: And who are you? The most senior member to this forum? We're here to unmask the scam. If you think you're going to impress me with your nonsense. You're wrong.
...For the record, the entire comment you decided to quote and take offence at wasn't directed at you. ^_^
If you are committed to exposing scams, then that's great. I applaud you for your efforts. I'm not here to impress you, though, and this thread is fair game for petty disputes at this stage. :P
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